When did you lose your soul and become allergic to fun?

(Zobrist with Royals) (Royals win championship) (signs with Cubs) (Cubs win championship) (traded to Twins) (Twins go 61-101 and miss playoffs by 25 games) (Twins management shakes him to see if he’s broken)

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Mike Klis ✔@MikeKlis

Theo was already in. This just cements it.

I think a lot of people got their ticket to Cooperstown punched this series. Theo, Joe, and Tito

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

Does victory put Theo in the Hall of Fame? Does getting here put Tito there?

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Zero because it was in the eighth.

I was really hoping for a The Cardinals Lost Their Final Game article here today.

They’re mad online. BOY, are they mad online!

I didn’t have a rooting interest either way, except it was fun to have a team that hadn’t won a championship in over a century.

You’re absolutely right, Boom.

Very true, Tom. It was easy to forget, in the middle of all that madness last night, that the Cubs won 103 games in the regular season for a reason.

Never happens if Lebron had not stolen Jobu’s rum. Very, very bad.

I am happy for the old Cubs fans who have waited a lifetime for this, that’s it. So help me god, if I ever find the man who was blowing a vuvuzela outside my apartment at 4 am, I’ll kill’em. I will turn myself in and I will grant my first interview to you, Barry.

In 2005, when the White Sox won it all, I told my wife at the start of the post season not to even ask, that I would get worse the longer it went on, that it was likely to end in heartbreak, and that it absolutely did not fucking matter whether or not they “at least played well” and if she asked me that after they…

Use your pain, it will make you stronger.

West Ham, Bengals, Flyers and Royals fan. I was 32 when I saw my first sports championship for one of my teams. Let me tell you, completely worth the wait.

I am a Seahawks fan. The first title we won, it was tons of fun, high fixing strangers all week, yelling “Go Hawks” at random intervals, the whole championship deal.