Ball game!
Endzone is the goal, folks.
Never want to stop watching, it’s so captivating.
God DAMNIT I love me some football.
Here’s to all my football loving compatriots! *Raises glass*
Also, go Giants!
Zukka is what they call me, around these parts.
In case anybody was curious.

god damn it

Morristown PD, hookah brother up!

that reminds me of something I saw yesterday, why is it called a hemmoroid,  shouldn’t it be asteroid?

You’re not good at getting sarcasm, are you

As a long-time Angeleno, I’ll say that we are not “football-starved”. A lot of us have Red Zone, which is the best way to watch football!

Must be a first for everything.

“I have no problem not listening to The Temptations... which is weird.” - Mitch Hedberg

If the lone wolf attackers organized into jurisdictional forces, were tasked by the government to protect and serve the population within that jurisdiction, were paid salaries with our tax dollars, formed incredibly powerful unions, went back in time to establish decades of oppression-based tactics, then came back to…

Given that the only reason we are discussing police violence against black people is because people can readily document it on their phones, protest selfies are entirely appropriate. Also, it seems wise to have a documented timeline of your locations and activities during a protest, in case they drag you away.

^ best comment of the day

I would like to know where Josh Pauls stands on taking a knee during the national anthem.

Crazy how this super gritty, tough team got butthurt over a few tweets.

I hope he’s the real deal, sometimes US fans make much adu about nothing.

Don King makes Al Sharpton look like Wayne Brady.

I would really like to just fast forward 5 or 10 years so that I can get to the point when this shit starts being funny.

He and Trump make a perfect pair.

There will be plenty of blazers showing up at any Bill Walton statue, believe you me.

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

you rascal you tricked me!!!