Bring back the ambulance bowling over players!

Particularly frustrating that so many well-meaning, progressive people seem to define racism purely in terms of attitudes and language rather than structural economic forces. You can’t solve this by yelling at people for using problematic language on Twitter. But that stuff sucks up such a huge portion of the…

He’s got the Mantle problem: he’s so good every year that he loses out on the all-important “freshness” category for MVP.

Mookie Betts—currently hitting .314/.356/.541 with 31 home runs, 24 steals, and 40 doubles—may very well end up being the American League MVP.

This. Chili Davis IS DatBoi.

Betts is an absolute monster.

All these flavors, and you chose salty.

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

Don’t even say it. There’s a whole lot of us in Philadelphia holding our collective breaths. Chip hurt us, bad. We like what we see but we’re still spitting between our fingers and throwing salt over our shoulders. Don’t jinx it.

Looks almost as good as that other rookie qb, Dak something or other.

See? Sipowitz gets it.

Well, it still remains to be seen if Wentz will pan out. So far we’ve only seen him against Division 2 competition, in both college and the pros.

If we were talking about almost any other team, signing a 26 year old QB and gaining all of those draft picks would be a no-brainer.

But since this is the Browns, it was a…

Correct me if I’m wrong here but it seems like firing the guy who hired Paul DePodesta would be the best move.

The Browns will also destroy the cardboard box of the homeless man who told them to draft Johnny Manziel.

“The Browns, at No. 2...”

Does Nate also get an entry into the Name of the Year Bracket?

Congratulations to Nate, who will receive a leftover Deadspin Awards trophy and the chance to face Deadspin staffers in daily fantasy.

Honestly, it’s an injustice that people like Ari Fleischer are able to show their faces in public.