You melt a bar down and compare what’s in there to the listed ingredients.

Whatever Ivory’s intentions are, I’m sure they’re 99 and 44/100 percent pure.

HOLY SHIT HE’S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

Agreed. They’re too self aware. There has to be a video somewhere of two drunk Bills fans taking turns smacking each other in the face with pepperonis for the love of stupidity, not in search of internet fame. That’s the stuff we need to see.

+1 whyTF did I laugh at that?!?

So bad it’s good.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

A.J. Burnett—the human equivalent of the Konami code

Wonder who he learned that trick from?

How does a fancy dog even get ahold of a phone, let alone call into a radio station?

Lots of pretty numbers and pretty birds!

A good start:

Wow, the Rams really are taking this whole “support the troops” thing to the next level.

Something that would have definitely been flagged as excessive celebration.

him being able to really just kind of take a step back and take a deep breath, and watch a veteran guy operate in Case Keenum.

Those who can’t do, coach. Those who can’t coach, coach the Rams.

One might say—“Goffull”