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Depends, sometimes Taxi drivers are in on it. I’ve heard of taxi drivers in Latin American countries driving people to get mugged and then dropping them off after. When police check, the credentials are forged.

That comedian lied about being in 9/11 for no reason. Stranger things have happened.

not saying he did/didn’t make it up, but the dude is dumb as a sack of potatoes. to presume what would go on in a head that stupid is impossible for an intelligent person to comprehend

Some people might think he’s making this up because he’s just so thirsty. But if he wasn’t robbed, how do you explain him being so scared his hair turned grey?

You mean when she ran slower than the winner?

Occam’s Razor, bitches- why the hell would Lochte lie about getting robbed? Like, what does that do for him? There’s zero incentive to make something like that up.

I think the Brazilian women just figured out how to spook Walsh at the net. Defense-wise, the match almost looked like it was won entirely on tips/roll shots that Ross was late to; and whenever Walsh did show a block only to step back for defense, the Brazilians smoked the ball.

Agatha and Barbara also had phenomenal…

*yawn*

Untrue.

Deadspin’s Philly contingent thinks Chase Utley is garbage for what it’s worth.

Gotta show his reply.

Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…

“The truth hurts, doesn’t it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!”- Lt. Frank Drebin

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

Agreed. No one (I hope) is just eating onions straight. But they’re pretty essential for a lot of really good things in life. And supposedly super healthy last I heard. Until Big Food changes its mind.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

I don’t know. Forcing an opponent to run through an injury is probably just a tactic to make sure they can’t possibly handle their next event.

I was picking up family from Terminal 1 when this happened. It was panic on both ends. Family I was picking up got seperated and saw kids being ran into by panicked passengers. On my end, people were running into the parking lot and I jumped into my van. People kept saying there was a shooter. NYPD came rolling in…