What was the goal of the weekend?

Hernandez/Diamonde’s Bicycle Kick Built for Two?

or Sané just absolutely abusing poor Natxo Monreal?

Breitbart got so frustrated by all the liberal lying liar polls lying that Clinton is beating Trump that they contracted a polling company to poll a right thinking non-lying poll.

The basic stance Trump supporters have adopted is something like: “We’ve nominated a candidate who is completely incompetent, disturbingly unhinged, and completely offensive to larges sections of the population. He has done nothing to build a coalition or even run a campaign. ALL THE POLLS ARE FAKED AND IF WE LOSE…

And also #NEVERFORGET

We are so lucky in the UK to have him all for our own during the Olympics. He was fantastic commentating for the BBC in London 2012 and he’s great at Rio. I love seeing him in the studio with the other commentators, like Denise Lewis and Colin Jackson - he’s so funny and at ease and so damn charming. Thanks America!

“I just did my first desk-pop!”

I caused a similar ruckus at JFK during the Winter Olympics when I turned the volume up during the biathlon. And then fired my gun in the air.

Fact: Michael Johnson was the first Olympian I truly remember liking and being amazed at his otherworldly skill, in addition to me rooting for America. Glad to see he’s such a class act.

The ‘72 Dolphins could learn a ton from Michael Johnson.

Hot Take (for real tho): This is the most impressive record set at the Olympics

After Rome’s fall, where did the roads lead to?

Just listened this morning and it was great. I am thoroughly enjoying this podcast and can’t wait for episode three.

Goths prefer Roman wine?

Feeling inspired, I tried to draw Shitbarf guy:

The smile on the face of the salad tosee really makes it work Samer.

You goddamned bastards.

Jim Cooke is perpetually swamped with work, and to prepare for the possibility that he couldn’t finish the plaques, I drew some. Jim’s are obviously much better.

We’ll have no justice until there’s a plaque for Piggy Poop Balls! (It should be a DHoFer because it’s a pig pooping on its own giant balls)

I got so fired up about the Eagles after reading this that I threw batteries all over my office.

BOOOOOOOO TRASH POST GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR BAD OPINIONS