Ben - You should definitely doing something resume-worthy while you’re unemployed, because when you do eventually go on a job interview, your potential employer is going to ask what you’ve been doing since college, and you’re going to want an answer better than “eating cereal and watching my parents’ TV at 2PM”.
I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.
I came here to complain, but that’s a pretty solid bread ranking actually.
Lukewarm take: ciabatta bread can GTFO.
Those empty seats were treated to one hell of a 9th inning!
That’s still $238 more than anyone should pay for Tab.
“When in Rome do as the Mormons"
Fernominal! +1
Holy shit, look at this pussification of football take after a pre-season game is cancelled from this motherfucker.
Todd Grisham’s band is called ‘Todd and the Apologies’ — truly incredible footage:
“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”
His weak-ass apology:
Speak English? Why would I want him speaking like a British twat? Dude better learn to speak American or get out.
Um...no it doesn’t? I guess you’re implying that the only people who should concern themselves with how much they do or should drink in any given situation are alcoholics. That would be incorrect.
Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)
What professional wisdom suggests that abstinence is the only way to drink responsibly?
It’s Friday. My girlfriend is out of town for the weekend. I have the place to myself, and I’m going to try and make this. I already have a bagel cookbook, so I can get the dough/boiling part down. I will let you all know how it turns out. If I never post again, well... someone else will need to pick up the Torch (no…
because a lot of people need a defined rule
You missed the real money quote from the article: