I’ll give it a pass - to take any drink from a can of beer hurled at you is a pretty cool move.

“lazy assholes”

It’s good to get the black eye of the event out of the way early! The rest of Rio 2016 should be smooth sailing from here!

I was watching MLB Network last night and found it hilarious how Harold Reynolds- who was apparently te one MLB player who never golfed- kept going on about how golfing could have affected the injury while Tom Verducci and Greg Amsinger- who both actually noted their affection for playing golf-gave actual…

Goodell quickly noted that as it was not Williams’ birthday month, such decorations were a violation of NFL protocol. He fined Williams $10,000, saying Williams is allowed to celebrate in the appropriate month, as long as it is in a way that may be monetized by the NFL. Goodell wished Williams well and said to say…

My Slavic alphabet is a tad rusty, but I believe in Russian you spell “diplomat” as K-G-B.

In Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, victim kills criminal.

If I were he, my entire family would disown me for telling this story every 45 minutes.

Not very diplomatic if you ask me.

The whole thing, swimming in a dumpster and the press release, is the most Philly thing since Bernie Parent snorting lines off a few female Flyers fans’ asses.

I did a double-take when I realized that was still in the ‘quoted’ section of the post.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.

Which makes me wonder why they spend 90% of the memo talking about closing or tapping the hydrants illegally.

Little known fact, you can’t REALLY dive into coins like Scrooge McDuck. It would actually kill you.

dumpster diving at its finest

Does anyone ever say good things about Jay Cutler?

Oh, well if he’s immortal, I guess it’s not that big a deal.