That? That was just political talk, baby. That's all.

In Camp Crystal Lake… there is NO Safe Space!

Just so long as those damn SJWs don't make Jason a WOMAN i'm on board.

FART!

I don't mind Kristen Whig as much, but I DO hate Kristen Tory.

Oh, look at the AV Club Social Justice Warriors acting like it's a bad thing to be an entitled and vaguely sexist fan on the internet! I'm going to make a 7 minute video on why I shan't be reading any more AV Club articles now!