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Eric Pharand
ericpharand

But they already have Sleepy Hollow in Washington DC.

Kitsch: "and then Koresh is rescued by a UFO piloted by the King in Yellow?"

"Duh, stay out of The Upside Down."

Ben Wyatt never talks about Twin Peaks with Jean-Ralphio right?

worst highest-paid actor

Barb is safe and sound… in an alternate timeline.

Finished:
Delphi Poetry Anthology
The Dark Eidolon and Other Fantasies, CAS
Collected Fictions, Borges

Tennis in space? Still boring.

Stark gets Iron Man suits
Lannister gets Lancaster planes
Tyrell gets replicants
Greyjoy gets Project Habbakuk
Arryn gets Aaron's rods
Targaryen already have dragons

The face gets in the way of overboob.

Still the King: Ghost Omar robs ghost drugdealers.

Will it be Kerri Walsh-Jennings-Bryan at the next Olympics?

Grossly misandrist and biologically impossible.

Good season. No one would ever cut their palm for any reason.

"So Izzy was an alien?
"Duh"

Behold the 69th Emperor in Yellow!

Television, television everywhere but nary a great one to watch

"I really don’t understand why calling someone a ‘pussy’ is a insult. I’ve never understood this. Because vaginas are such strong, powerful things. Humans come out of vaginas and they keep working. They’re indestructible. But you just sit on a penis wrong, and they break." - Trevor Noah
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Barack Obama will play himself starting in January.

“Did you get off the D-Train and transfer to the V-train at Grand Sexual Station?”