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ericpeck

What a gem of a human being.

I fucking knew it! My son keeps his hair long. Super long! One time a man said his hair made him look like a girl. I said his lack of hair made him look like a penis.

These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.

Piece of advice to the parents out there. When I turned 16 or whatever the age was my mom and dad opened a credit card in my name and didn’t tell me about it. They used that card for all sorts of stuff, put a car on it when the auto industry crashed and you could get dumb deals, but they kept in in perfect standing. I

You guys are all punks. I saw you get a tear in your eye when Jermaine hugged Mickey Mouse.

Living in the hood can put stress on your children. It is frequently not observable at the time but can present itself as a teen or young adult.

They closed all those.  That’s why those people are on the streets.

Peak Florida is when an Alligator drives a Dodge Charger on 22's through your living room while high on bath salts.

I dunno. I checked out on math class whenever there started to be more letters than numbers involved.

The fact that nobody interjected at all—either to “debate” his point or out of some need to virtue signal their agreement with his point—was the most shocking part of the clip.

The loudest people in America are college girls that happen to be white.

I have anxiety. (finding your child after he attempts suicide will do that to a person) Pretty extreme anxiety. Like have to go find a quiet place and put my head between my knees and practice breathing calmly level anxiety.

Can we just agree just get Websters or Oxford to print that “not-racist” and “racist” mean the exact same thing when said by white people about themselves. Y’know, like flammable and inflammable.

Kathy Becky Bates looking.

Don’t worry, Miles Morales Jermaine, your secret is safe with me.

Nissan Exterra + Remco’s Drive Shaft Coupling

Hmmmmmm... I think we’ve figured out who Old White Guy is, LOL

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