I don’t let facts get in the way of a cheap joke.

“The team is still unsure as to why this part failed, and work continues to figure out how avoid a similar issue in the future at their German headquarters.”

It shouldn't be too hard to find these clowns, since their mothers sewed their names onto their clothing.

She is just a Republican male on the inside.

“Wilkens asserted he didn’t realize he was being chased and “had never seen a black Camaro cop car before.” I’ve never seen a police car quite like that either, and as you can see from TheNewspaper.com’s photograph of the vehicles the Camaro is pretty indistinguishable from a civilian car. Even the license plates look…

I don’t get why cops will go to such lengths to make their cars not look like cop cars, then bitch and point guns at people when they don’t stop for them. In my area there have been numerous cases of people pulling others over in fake cop cars and robbing them, yet I still see unmarked cop cars pulling people over.

I don’t have any punny jokes: He assaulted and killed this man in front of his granddaughters. For touching (“touching”) a piece of metal.

Good. The only person who should scribble on 0ther people’s balls and take them is a testicular cancer surgeon.

I laughed harder than I should have at your comment. Take my star.

“You have to admire a person using the right tool for the job.”

If you got it, flaunt it!

If the 350z wasnt so unfortunately looking I’d buy one

“Picturesque Ocean City, Maryland. Home to a lovely boardwalk, fine dining”

If a news outlet provided incorrect information that Ford DIDNT like you can be sure that Ford legal would send a cease and desist letter within the hour.

I hear BMW owners didn’t even notice they were missing.

sub headline to your headline: “Turns out hes right”

What is wrong with Lewis, his talent speaks for itself

Kasich went foreign too with Mother Theresa. Just getting less notice because no one actually cares what Kasich says at these things as he’s basically a podium filler.

Just visit the local Ferrari dealers to see who is having their oil/cooling lines repaired.