I made 23 reservations for the FF 91 using names from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Sidebar—I really like Melania’s ensemble. Too bad the Apricot Pol Pot had to be elected for me to get to see it.

I like how this piece goes from smooth, collected annoyance to fuck it fuck this fuck everyone fuck fuck fuck.

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

I’d argue that any blog covering military technology is already political, in some sense. You can’t tell me that the F-35 articles aren’t critiquing military spending policy.

so he has a Lambo with Goku on it, cool. but why the fuck does he have his dirty fucking shoe on the hood of a $400,000 car?

Whelp, that’s one way to make a half-million dollar sportscar look like a high schooler’s used Sentra.

My worst is probably more than most have ever experienced. Brake fire.

I presume you stopped reading the article at that point, as it goes on to explain specifically why it did not stop. Basically, the human is the boss, and they may override anything with their decisions. This would be useful in a situation where you were, say, faced with a glass store front while an out-of-control…

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

i always assumed its so has the privacy to furiously masterbate every time he sees himself on the tee vee.

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

i did feel really bad about it

just RAPID FIRE IN AND OUT V V V V V V A V V - ..wha what babe why are you crying

I think with those cars you spend $10+ million on the car and another $500k on a Ferrari mechanic that lives in your garage. :D