How is this a corporate bailout? This company is being bankrolled by a Chinese Billionaire.

Funny how conservatives have been so antagonistic towards an American company producing American cars while keeping jobs in America. “Not in my state!” the GOP shouts when Tesla wishes to sell their cars.

The upside: mucho torque.

I was told the only way to save the environment was to protest monsanto and eliminate vaccines. Stein 2020!

How much more authentic John Snow getting stabbed would have been if he had really been stabbed!

They should probably vet him before he visits. Then put him through some advanced interrogation, just to determine what his intentions are. Then if necessary, place him in some sort of camp until they determine what to do with people of his kind.

Love that he got tired and just set it down. Is New York City that weird that no one would notice a guy carrying an 86 pound bucket of gold leaf?

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

Every night, before they go to sleep, every tire checks under its bed for this machine. It haunts their nightmares. Adult tires use the fear of it to make child tires behave, though they fear it themselves. Every tire religion has some version of hell, and they’re all based on this.

I did the same google search and found the following:

I have no problem with this.

I spit coffee all over my monitor laughing at the rendering. Jason deserves a golden trophy for best trolling article this week.

Has this car ever broke the speed limit? How many times has it had to be repaired? Does it occasionally run red lights? Drink too much octane booster during a night at the strip? It was clearly wearing a sexy black paint job, and no undercoating underneath. The car was definitely asking for it

well.... its striking... but i wouldnt call it pretty.. proportions on it just seem all kinds of wrong to me...

With a lot of games, I agree with you. But with a game like GTA5, that aimed to represent a real-life city, it’s pretty awesome.

Too bad it’s from Nissan, and will be a heaping pile of mangled garbage within the first 5K miles.

I’ve never seen someone wrote a story for a website about how many times they’ve gotten a story rejected by that website, all while highlighting the increasingly inane stories they’ve had published by said website.

So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?

A 2 Chevettes 1 cup