I love your last one. And, this hetero guy, actually likes the woman to have a big of a tummy so it's nice and soft. But to each his own.

oh man, I don't even know what I'd do if I realized my lady was "engaging her core" which I guess means your situp/crunches muscles. Would I crack up? Or just be thrown off my game? lol

Hehe, your reply reminds me of that Dave Chapelle sketch "hurry it up" or something like that.

I'm not Jewish, but I could see it teetering between funny and cringe-worthy if it were about my ethnicity or religion. "Teach me how to be Jewish" is just asking for a bunch of Jewish stereotypes. Stereotypes exist for a reason, but given how badly Jewish people are still treated in various corners of the US (not to…

Out of curiousity - what's meant by having sex for 6 minutes or half an hour? Does foreplay count or is that a range of 6 min to half and hour of thrusting? (I read somewhere - maybe here? - that on average people last about 11 minutes of thrusting so maybe that is up to half an hour of thrusting) I always wondered if…

On the assumption that you're not messing around - when you say you "have sex" for an hour - is that an hour of thrusting? Because other than seeming impossible without drugs, it seems like it would be pretty boring - at least if you did it with any frequency.

Yeah, but police are going to make you wait. By which time you may be too late.

Although you do need to save for those as well so as not to have to carry a credit card balance.

For me, I think it depends on what ends up happening when she's school age. If she's walking home alone, I probably would just in case she's abducted. At the very least it'd give me an indication of where the abductor was headed before he realized he should jettison her backpack or cell.

awesome!

I think it's better for in case they get kidnapped?

But isn't Judaism unique in that, moreso than other religions there IS a correlation between race and religion? Jewish people coming from the 12 tribes and all.

Nah. Dad or Mom I feel the same about. You have kids and you probably can't best meet their needs if you're baked. Save it for when they go to college. Grow up, you need to be there for them.

Just out of curiosity - I'm going to assume that Obama isn't a sexist. So why not Yellen when everyone wants Yellen. Is there something about her that we don't know yet? Or dose he just not want to seem to pick her because that's what everyone wants? I've been in Team Yellen since I heard about her being up for the…

after reading this article, I find those Discworld names even funnier!

I've seen tons of proposals to do that here with on-demand printing, but it never seems to have taken off

Well, this certainly complicates the whole argument of whether or not porn is bad for society. So even if the women who are in it aren't being exploited (which takes care of the age-old opposition), if it means people take women less seriously at work, isn't it still bad?

I think you meant something else, but I cracked up when I read #1. Because I pictured you saying, I don't want to see the semen on a woman's face, I want to see it in her vagina. In other words, you want like a camera inside the vagina (or special effects that recreate the same thing) so you can see the semen inside…

Definitely a fine line that needs not to be crossed into cyber-stalking, but if there's one thing that's redeemed twitter for me, it's been the ability to connect with creatives I admire. Sure, 95-99% of the time they don't respond, but when they do it really means all the world to me. There are some bands who have…

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