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Unions are always the answer. Especially now where a max of like 4 companies run every industry you can think of. Unions level the playing field. Unions are the reason the US isnt divided up into 3 million company town fiefdoms. Unions are the reason your grandparents and your parents could afford to buy a house in…
This just in. Woody Allen has announced that he will be directing a movie scripted by Russell Brand, stating “Russell Brand is fantastic, and I really see myself in him.”
Louis CK is set to star in the lead role.
This is mind-boggling. I guarantee you that no-one with power gives enough of a fuck about Brand to frame him for anything. He’s actually less relevant to public life than ever before, thanks to his alt-right grifter reinvention.
The cast of That 70s Show have also weighed in to remark that Russell Brand is often not as late as you might expect him to be.
“Elon Musk also weighed in, posting “I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.””
Fuck, that’s the harshest roast yet.
Over the long run, 99 percent of Funkos are worthless outside of whatever depraved joy fans get from occasionally making eye contact with the ones lining their shelves.
Unintended Vaginas sounds like some sort of really weird avant garde punk band
The absolutely sacrosanct vagina, that can never be shown anywhere or to anyone, ever, in any culture on earth, this wonderful prize of life that men die and kill for, the cradle of all creation...
Honestly Idk even what the hell is going on anymore when there’s literal hardcore pornography for free, like everywhere on…
Well Kanye is solidly a nazi sympathizer at this point. So you could at least point and call the people in line ‘nazi sympathizer’-supporters.
It’s very easy activism. You don’t have to do anything. Just don’t buy a game.
“Bravely carve out time to play our games" is such a wtf sentiment. It has the same stench as "Patriotic" and "Real Americans" dog whistles.
Right? So many people whine about cancel culture, and yet no one has ever actually been canceled because people can’t be canceled. They can be fired, they can be imprisoned, they can be taken to court, but they still exist, and all of the “canceled” celebrities are still making more money than the rest of us. …
Whenever I hear somebody prattling about “cancel culture” I just roll my eyes they believe in that fucking hoax. Nobody picks up a book and thinks “Will the Tumblr kids approve of my purchase?”
Xbox cleverly positioning itself as the official brand of mediocre white douchebags. Good look!
Speaking of ‘Cancel Culture,’ I wonder how many games have just been canceled by Microsoft’s layoff culture >_>
Whining about cancel culture? How inspiring and joyful!
No, his friend could read.
Your friend is now the POTUS