What? Shirley makes $186 a month? That whore owes me $30! Tell that bitch to pay up!

DIG UP BRANDO'S BONES AND THROW HIM IN THE BAT-SUIT OR GTFO!

I follow The Flying Spaghetti Monster. My God will slap your
Lord and Savior in the face with His noodley appendages.

Put the lotion in the basket.

Read it again. It says "Red She-Hulk". And that's Jeph Loeb's fault.

Yes.

D_Boons,
3ft high and rising and De La Soul is Dead is better than any Beasties Record.

Impeach Eric B!

Backstreet Boys sounds like a same-sex porn.

Your post is unreadable.
Did I do that right?
:)

Caveman Rex.
Featuring Harvey, the Purple T-Rex.

Nah. My Motto is "Fuck you. Pay me."

Shit Hell Intercourse Enemas Lesbians Damn
(It's random crap, just go with it)

Red 2: Electric Boogaloo

No deal for you. You're wack.

The Inhuman King's reply, "Shout in his ear".

I watched Lifetime once. It made me ashamed to be a man. Then I told my girl to make me a sandwich.

Jaden Smith as Hank and Dean Venture!

Honest Abe's a mo!

As a scientist, I'm outraged at this statement!