When he said he was a “fucking soldier,” he wasn’t kidding.

Carson Wentz is a middle-tier system QB. They significantly overpaid a guy who hasn’t delivered more than BDN did with almost no reps.

too bad wentz sucks and they’ll forever be stuck at the bubble and or wildcard loss

Well yes, that’s how all apologies that don’t involve time travel work.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

“OMAHA”

Turns out he screams Peyton Manning’s name when he climaxes. 

See, this is what he’s talking about. Total lack of civil discourse. How dare you use facts.

“I’ve been a part of organizations that had pretty good quarterbacks—Jim Kelly, John Elway, Kerry Collins, Eli Manning, Cam Newton. I’ve led a charmed life with the quarterbacks on the teams I’ve worked for. I know what good ones look like.

I’ve been a part of organizations that had pretty good quarterbacks—Jim Kelly, John Elway, Kerry Collins, Eli Manning, Cam Newton.

“The bottom line is, I have confidence in what I do and who I am,” he said. “I’ve been a part of organizations that had pretty good quarterbacks—Jim Kelly, John Elway, Kerry Collins, Eli Manning, Cam Newton.”

Bird-Brained Boo Bird’s Brew Brains Braun

Braun is a terrible human that deserves beer spilt on his head every time a pitch is thrown.

Oh, I’m sure it is! If there were a transcript, I’d click the shit out of it too. I’d read it on the shitter! I just haven’t figured out a way to work podcasts into any part of my life and I feel fulfilled anyway. 

Glad to hear you’re okay, Drew, and thankful to have you back here writing.

30 unoccupied cars flooding isn’t an emergency. It’s just unfortunate.

This is the kind of thing I can imagine happening to Ben Shapiro, who would then devote an entire podcast to it. 

Nice pic but needs more red. And lose those sideburns!

Louis CK’s South American tour is not off to a promising start.

Somewhere, there’s an incel form claiming the masturbator is the real victim.