Cable companies suck, but the fact that I still call them to do their job when my internet is out doesn’t mean I need to suck up of them the rest of them time. 

Waiting for the “few bad apples” comments from people who don’t know the rest of the phrase.

So cops are vindictive assholes? who would have thought?

Careful.  Their stock takes a dive whenever you say that!

Wow, you beat them!

Editorial is a completely separate department from their Advertising, as it should be.

When he said he was a “fucking soldier,” he wasn’t kidding.

But there’s a $50 fee for the ban. 

Carson Wentz is a middle-tier system QB. They significantly overpaid a guy who hasn’t delivered more than BDN did with almost no reps.

too bad wentz sucks and they’ll forever be stuck at the bubble and or wildcard loss

Changing the gas bore to be narrower and thus slowing it’s recoil/reload slightly...

Well yes, that’s how all apologies that don’t involve time travel work.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

Interesting that in the same breath you are calling people that don’t want to talk to their drivers monsters AND you are painting drivers as a pack of war criminals/serial killers.

“OMAHA”

Turns out he screams Peyton Manning’s name when he climaxes. 

With a truck.

Found the incel!

“The bottom line is, I have confidence in what I do and who I am,” he said. “I’ve been a part of organizations that had pretty good quarterbacks—Jim Kelly, John Elway, Kerry Collins, Eli Manning, Cam Newton.”