Guillotines in Central Park.

This was almost as touching as when my Patriots fan friend proposed to his now-wife by telling her to “do her job.”

“I get really good scores on the SAT” is a very strange brag for a 36 year old.

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Say what you will about Donald Trump, but he was able to get back the test cheating jobs from the Chinese.

and I’m still holding Savage Garden culpable.

Shady on the details here... but I think this has a huge affect on his... girlfriend/wife/whatever the hell she is getting access to his money, no? Wasn’t that, according to his note, part of the reason he committed suicide prior to his appeal going through? Yes, I could google these things... but writing this is…

A Williams-Sonoma henchman came up behind him while he was demonstrating the Drew Dance for some fans on the street and hit him with a Coravin Midnight Blue Model 2 Elite Pro wine bottle opener.

I always fucked it up and stopped trying.  Mad props to the folks who make it look so easy.  I’ve been smoking out of a bowl for 15+ years with no ragrets.

I always fucked it up and stopped trying.  Mad props to the folks who make it look so easy.  I’ve been smoking out…

Fitting that he used to work for the Highway Patrol. This is the sports fan’s equivalent of repeatedly yelling “Stop resisting!”

Unlike the original Shane at least this has a happy ending. 

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

I don’t feel bad for the kids at all. They had every possible advantage in life (including parents who were filling to commit crimes on their behalf) and they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges? Cry me a river.

But Stupid, sexy, Flanders is still ok I hope!

What kind of fucking idiot would spout off such an uninformed opinion without taking two seconds for a quick Google search first to make sure he had his facts straight and didn’t come across as a complete moron?

Buried the lead here folks:

Hot take: David Carr was not a bad QB, they just ruined him by never playing an O Line. He was the perfect example of how much situation matters. 

it actually kind of makes a lot of sense... an unsuccessful GM telling you what the other unsuccessful GMs at the top of the draft want to hear.

Sooo...definitely not a Clinton, then.

I hated the high table bit. It's such an anachronism and looked a bit desperate - "I'm Jesus and I design for IKEA..."