Guillotines in Central Park.

This was almost as touching as when my Patriots fan friend proposed to his now-wife by telling her to “do her job.”

“I get really good scores on the SAT” is a very strange brag for a 36 year old.

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Say what you will about Donald Trump, but he was able to get back the test cheating jobs from the Chinese.

I was wondering how long it would take some snowflake to whine about someone not sucking their orange daddy’s balls. 

and I’m still holding Savage Garden culpable.

Shady on the details here... but I think this has a huge affect on his... girlfriend/wife/whatever the hell she is getting access to his money, no? Wasn’t that, according to his note, part of the reason he committed suicide prior to his appeal going through? Yes, I could google these things... but writing this is…

Last I looked, snowflakes are all cold, mostly white, and gang together to shut down public schools.

A Williams-Sonoma henchman came up behind him while he was demonstrating the Drew Dance for some fans on the street and hit him with a Coravin Midnight Blue Model 2 Elite Pro wine bottle opener.

I always fucked it up and stopped trying.  Mad props to the folks who make it look so easy.  I’ve been smoking out of a bowl for 15+ years with no ragrets.

I always fucked it up and stopped trying.  Mad props to the folks who make it look so easy.  I’ve been smoking out…

“ without authorization to obtain information from a protected computer” - is it your thought that this is a protected computer? I thought that was the gist of the article - the computer is not protected.

All politics inside, this is what those MAGA hat wearing morons are. You just outlined their way of life and mantra because they had to stick it to someone because they can’t believe someone is smarter than them tell them how to live their life, in perpetual ignorance.

Fitting that he used to work for the Highway Patrol. This is the sports fan’s equivalent of repeatedly yelling “Stop resisting!”

Unlike the original Shane at least this has a happy ending. 

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

I don’t feel bad for the kids at all. They had every possible advantage in life (including parents who were filling to commit crimes on their behalf) and they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges? Cry me a river.

Aw, how cute. An underemployed Android troll takes a break from playing an RPG in his mom’s basement to own half the phone buying population. I was worried you guys were dying out. I bet your dad’s iPod trolls from ‘02 were legendary!

But Stupid, sexy, Flanders is still ok I hope!

The title of this story should be “Why I Regret Not Protecting My iPhone XS”