No.

Yeah, not going to happen. Its shitty fast food. Im not going to spend almost 50% more money than the total cost just to give someone a tip.

Never knew that was ever a thing.

Please. Filthy disgusting? It’s not like the new corporate owner of Sonic is Arby’s.

“White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders dismissed the reports in a statement to the Journal, saying, Cohen was a “disgraced felon.”

Brett Favre meanwhile is being referred to as “Male 3 1/2.”

In Soviet Russia, Wang touches you

“The championship game is about to start, Bob! Where are you?”

Wang

Nobody’s perfect. Who among us hasn’t made a single mistake. Why are we getting worked up over something in the past? Would you like it if we went around reporting things you did when you were 77 years old?

I’m not sure what the big deal is. I’m sure thousands of Packers owners have paid for prostitutes.

Too short to get up onto the table. 

Where the hell do you work that you casually talk about getting jerked off with clients? 

“DO YOUR HAND JOB”

Technically they’re on retainer

I don’t think he’s still in the hospital but I love the mental image of him seeing this pop up on his small hospital tv and ripping out his IVs as he staggers to the door, yelling that he’s needed as the nurses try to restrain him.

Punishment should fit the crime. Give that poor girl ownership of the Patriots, and make Kraft gift handies to gross old men for the rest of his shitty life.

Jerry Jones just hired 7 prostitutes to celebrate