If your final question has to do with your kinja handle and avatar. Then yes.

situation sauce

nothing better than shoeshine sauce mixed in with some Chobani

Boltman can never die! Only the actors who play him. Oh yeah!

I like to deep fry my water, they should try that

+1 arrow in the quiver

Best comment on arstechnica regarding this: “Great! Now I don’t have to worry about cnn.com making me try to watch their mindless drivel when all I’m trying to do is read their mindless drivel.”

Good Kinja

I bought this and assembled it two weeks before learning my wife was having an affair. You bet your fucking ass that baby was listed in the divorce decree. Overall, I came out pretty good.

+110 trombones

This has literally never happened anywhere in America you fucking idiot.

We need a Jaguar’s Junction post for this!!

The President of the United States: dumber than your pets

Who in the fuck are you talking about??

I mean China is right below us maybe it went through the whole earth. #thinkbeforeyoucriticize

Oof.

following

Lol has he been linked to PEDs?