HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELCOME TO JEZEBEL, DREW!!

At least he’ll always have the underwear...

Ooooh name-brand Hamburger Helper and not store-brand Panburger Partner?? Fancy!

Oh yeah I’m sure it’s all going to the kids

As a fellow lifelong Cowboys fan and current Houston resident, this is also my ultimate fantasy.

What about Kang or Kodos?

Dude I figured this out about two years ago! The divorce was final last September.

This is the only way I eat chili. I have made chili before and realized I was out of saltines and did not eat the chili.

Rumor has it Beckham knows about finding studs

Plus psychologically it’s like they are celebrating something being over, can’t be good for momentum. And people who think think there’s a racial aspect to it forget that Romo got shit for going to Cabo with Jessica Simpson on a BYE WEEK

Oh god hook this up to my vein. I read it with Tomi Lahren’s voice, intonation, and hand gestures.

That’s sweatin son

Newsradio

This is a bad take.

Actually they have zero.

Give up.

90 seconds always covers the entire encounter for me!

They really are milking this for all it’s worth.

DOOOON’T CAAAAAAAAARE

I friend of mine also said it works great to check urine temp if you need to substitute clean urine for your own for some reason...

I friend of mine also said it works great to check urine temp if you need to substitute clean urine for your own for…