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We must move forward not backward; upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!!

You seem fun.

Add the Drew polo and we’ll talk

And not a single mention of the Texans and their pathetic fanbase. #shade

It’s such a psychological position though. At that level, they can all kick the same length. Impossible to predict how college success translates to pro.

These puns are really landing

And they always scamper away when you ask

Yeah and that’s why he fucking loses.

I can change it with an app on my phone now

Oh god just imagine the takes.

Kluwe is that you?

Oh god they are the worst. The HEB guy makes it even dumber

At least they still have a presence in other team’s parks

The hot crazy matrix

Amazing

Did Craig James really kill 5 hookers while at SMU?

Oh this is good.

I guess that depends on the state and your lawyers. I have a friend serving 7 years for that

Same thing the moms of all the other Rougneds in his family. There's like 3 of em