Think of the strippers man!

Ugh you need a trigger warning for that last line.

This is true. I do miss my friends and the people there, but virtually all of my family has left.

Yeah when you’re there and it’s all you know, it’s not bad, but when you see what else is out there...

Nope just born there. Never really thought it sucked or anything, but now going back it’s like wow this sucks. I actually didn’t go to college and graduate until I moved to Houston after I met my wife here. I still have friends who are smarter, more educated, and more successful than myself that still live there. I…

I lived in Lubbock for 27 years and it is a shithole.

It’s 2.5 to 3 hours tops. I’ve driven it at least 100 times

I don’t know if there’s ever been a bigger disconnect between someone whose writing I enjoy so much and who I absolutely cannot stand to listen to.

It was the second car on the grassy knoll.

That whole sequence is one of the funniest few minutes of TV ever.

His wife looks like Anna Nicole Smith

Saving for later

Physics

Physics

Why is Ryan Lochte playing basketball in the top pic?

Go on...

I will raise rabbits and she will cook them for me

There*

Yogurt gets rid of gas cuz of probiotics or gut health or something. It did for my dog anyway.

Probably not, but we’ll never know because they have no way of tracking that because they are fucking old and outdated. But baaaaaaad Uber!!!

I really dislike ESPN, but on what grounds?