Nope just born there. Never really thought it sucked or anything, but now going back it’s like wow this sucks. I actually didn’t go to college and graduate until I moved to Houston after I met my wife here. I still have friends who are smarter, more educated, and more successful than myself that still live there. I…

I lived in Lubbock for 27 years and it is a shithole.

It’s 2.5 to 3 hours tops. I’ve driven it at least 100 times

Because Star Trek is dumb?

I don’t know if there’s ever been a bigger disconnect between someone whose writing I enjoy so much and who I absolutely cannot stand to listen to.

It was the second car on the grassy knoll.

That whole sequence is one of the funniest few minutes of TV ever.

His wife looks like Anna Nicole Smith

Saving for later

RIP Red

avoid any port these monstrosities go to

but what if he wasn’t? Dickhead

Physics

Physics

Why is Ryan Lochte playing basketball in the top pic?

I still have my little mini bat! From about 20 years ago

And a pitcher killed

Put the bluetooth receiver for your wireless mouse in a coworkers computer. Hilarity ensues

Go on...

I will raise rabbits and she will cook them for me

This is also the guy that had a post yesterday or the day before about how to “hack” your phone’s lock screen...which was really changing default settings.