I lived in Lubbock for 27 years and it is a shithole.

It’s 2.5 to 3 hours tops. I’ve driven it at least 100 times

I don’t know if there’s ever been a bigger disconnect between someone whose writing I enjoy so much and who I absolutely cannot stand to listen to.

It was the second car on the grassy knoll.

That whole sequence is one of the funniest few minutes of TV ever.

His wife looks like Anna Nicole Smith

Saving for later

Physics

Physics

Why is Ryan Lochte playing basketball in the top pic?

Go on...

I will raise rabbits and she will cook them for me

There*

Yogurt gets rid of gas cuz of probiotics or gut health or something. It did for my dog anyway.

Probably not, but we’ll never know because they have no way of tracking that because they are fucking old and outdated. But baaaaaaad Uber!!!

I really dislike ESPN, but on what grounds?

Put away that gotdang videyuh game

‘Murica

Many many people have already done what Kanye does.

I’m thinking his assignment was to write a post trashing every candidate as they drop out, and he had to stretch on this one because he secretly looooooves Rand Paul.

Episodes on Showtime. It's criminally underrated