HAH hah!

Ummmmm

It’s a Seinfeld reference. Feel free to redirect your comment at yourself.

Wow just saw like 5 people in the grays beat me to this

But they do, and they're the ones writing it off!

I dunno man. I'm like the Donald Trump of walking.

I can walk preeeeeetty fast

Segways can get moving pretty quick though. I dunno, maybe they go faster than I’ve seen.

Two late teenage/early 20-something guys ride these up and down my street and chat almost every night. I can walk faster. I do not get it.

Yeah but they suck.

I just want to watch Ow My Balls uninterrupted goddamit!!

Oh nice! Yeah I have a few of the big paperback books in a box somewhere

No, but I’ll take a joint though.

Counterpoint: Uber is awesome and you suck

Needs moar high-speed camera

Wrong

BOOTS!

So good.

Prediction(Observation): You’re an idiot.

If he’s so racist why does he have Jason Whitlock on all the time?