Yeah but they suck.

So good.

If he’s so racist why does he have Jason Whitlock on all the time?

And then wiped his booger on him

Read between Tomlin’s words, you know he wants him to.

I was watching the game with my friend from Denver. He thought the Pats got screwed too.

And picked up 3-4 more yards!

And the QB slide to stay in-bounds?!?! What the ever-loving fuck???

23 yr old NFL QB with his career and millions of dollars on the line? Yes.

From what I remember, he essentially disassembled a working clock and put the guts inside a briefcase. Not exactly genius level shit. Then basically clammed up/gave a single response when questioned about it.

I agree. The cops and everyone else are pretty fucking stupid to have fallen for it though.

THEY DON'T NEED ANY FUCKING HANDOUTS

Only in FanDuel credits

I also heard he sleeps with footballs taped all over his body.

I can see Watt obsessively reading every article about himself.

I just got my two year old to say “shit”. It’s HILARIOUS

Drew, I have always enjoyed your writing, but since I’ve had the unpleasant experience of listening to a couple of Deadcasts, I am now hearing your voice in my head as I read your work. This is not a good thing.

Yeah...undefeated...

Especially since Carolina is undefeated

You should probably take the plates off your car then.