I was watching the game with my friend from Denver. He thought the Pats got screwed too.

And picked up 3-4 more yards!

And the QB slide to stay in-bounds?!?! What the ever-loving fuck???

23 yr old NFL QB with his career and millions of dollars on the line? Yes.

From what I remember, he essentially disassembled a working clock and put the guts inside a briefcase. Not exactly genius level shit. Then basically clammed up/gave a single response when questioned about it.

I agree. The cops and everyone else are pretty fucking stupid to have fallen for it though.

THEY DON'T NEED ANY FUCKING HANDOUTS

Only in FanDuel credits

I also heard he sleeps with footballs taped all over his body.

I can see Watt obsessively reading every article about himself.

I just got my two year old to say “shit”. It’s HILARIOUS

Drew, I have always enjoyed your writing, but since I’ve had the unpleasant experience of listening to a couple of Deadcasts, I am now hearing your voice in my head as I read your work. This is not a good thing.

Yeah...undefeated...

Especially since Carolina is undefeated

You should probably take the plates off your car then.

Holy shit! Something exciting happened during a soccer game!

What got me was:

And fuck Colt fucking Ford

Every word of this post is fucking fantastic.

He's a Bengals fan. I hate that I know this.