Holy shit! Something exciting happened during a soccer game!

What got me was:

And fuck Colt fucking Ford

Every word of this post is fucking fantastic.

He's a Bengals fan. I hate that I know this.

I’m thinking he was probably pretty exhausted after sprinting and accelerating like 100 yards

Seriously that was brutal

U mean Broehner?

Extended warranty! How can I lose!!

Same here! Had to explain. Everyone got a good kick out of it!

He missed the deadline to file for Senate reelection

Tebow is bust because my wife, who knows next to nothing about football, saw him throw a pass during a game with the Broncos and cracked up laughing.

Yeah I bet they come out blazing.

Seriously. Even fucking Jerry Jones figured it out.

Yeah it was a homer regardless and this is fucking stupid. I DGAF about either team

I bet you're fun

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Totally. I remember him being a dumpster fire the first year and can’t believe he’s still on there. And I liked him as an official!

This is 100% accurate

But do they match the drapes?