He broke a finger earlier in the year also.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Wow that's messed up

He turns it over to the feds and they cut him a check. I bought the book after this and it honestly kind of sucked. They don’t even arrest the “spy” who is some low level grunt/diplomat that just strings him along most of the time. 90% of the book is the author bragging about how awesome he is.

You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave after.

I don’t care how long it takes them to post stuff. I don’t come here for breaking news. I come here to see what the witty commenters have to add to the story. Present company excluded.

Rangers fan here and hate the fucking Angels. Trout is outta this world.

Oh I get it, cuz his name is Luck

Just google “texas tech tortillas” there are actually a couple of theories.

#allbloodmatters

I bleed red and black, and those tortillas are fucking stupid and embarrassing.

Yep

They do have a retractable roof, but never use it. Thanks taxpayers!

And they have a fucking retractable roof!!!

I bet I know what was going through that bird’s brain when he hit the window.

Such good Kinja

Beavis and Butthead box set

Are you serious? That’s the only part I had to skip because I’m in a meeting and I knew I’d laugh out loud. Can’t wait to read it later.

It also doesn’t help that she’s not funny at all.