Can't be worse than 45

Nope, no sticker. Don’t want my car vandalized. I actually used to go for the Texans when they played, until I moved here and found most of their “fans” hate the Cowboys more than they love the Texans. Now I just laugh at them.

My fantasy team last year was named VaJayJay Twatt. My Houston friends did not see the humor. At all.

OMG I live in Houston and am a Cowboys fan and was watching that game with Texans friends at my house and it was the most satisfying fucking amazing moment evar.

Aldon Smith is that you?

^A typical Texans fan ladies and gents

Let it ride!!!

Do you think that will be an included channel? Or will I have to pay extra for it?

COLD TAKE

Kinja problems whaaaaaaaaaat????????

Ok then.

Huh?

It has been a pleasure watching you evolve as a writer, Albert. The Foodspin articles were ok. I enjoyed and tried many of them, but I thought the schtick was a little much. This article and the hitchBOT article and been fucking outstanding though.

Kraft mac and cheese with browned ground beef and Ragu spaghetti sauce. I call it redneck lasagna and it’s some great drunk eatin’

Holy crap I found a video of it! Been looking for one for years!

It was a game against the Royals. Bo Jackson hit a grounder or one-hopper back to the mound, nailed him in the mouth. Nolan still threw him out at first. Stayed in the game for a few more innings despite bleeding profusely and changing his jersey at least once. First MLB game I ever went to and will never forget it!

That was the first game I ever went to!! I was 8 yrs old, the San Diego Chicken was there and pantsed George Brett! It was fucking awesome! I have that framed picture in my office. Not signed though:(

Governor of Minnesota != POTUS

If you're talking about the HR, they showed him later in the game and they gave him a Beltre autographed bat and ball and a Nolan Ryan autographed ball.

It's absolutely real. But SMU admins swept it under the rug that their star player, Craig James, killed 5 hookers while at SMU.