Ozzy Osbourne also said smoking is the hardest thing he has ever quit

Sick burn bro

As opposed to Deadspin writers ahahaha I kid I kid

the illuminati suppressed it.

Sheesh. Imagine if that happened to a kid playing a real sport.

ZOLTAN!!

High five bro

We wouldn't even be talking about this if the Monte Carlo was white.

And driving a Mustang??

God I hope so. I live in Houston, and their fan base is pathetic.

His attitude would fit right in here in Houston.

Soccer is so dumb.

Is there some way to block gayass soccer stories from showing up when I check deadspin?

And you didn't immediately join??? What do you like keeping your monies or something???

You have never been to Costco

You were the only one.

Common sense and logic have no place in MLB decisions

Agreed on all counts. And go Rangers!

Ok

The nerve of a sportsertainment website wanting clicks!! Next thing you know ESPN will be wanting more viewers!