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Malcolm
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After training on the beach with Apollo Creed and many hugs and high-fives in a fun 80's montage, the chair goes on to win it all!

fuck yeah, her patiently waiting by the phone for god knows how long, until it rings… and then that bag. That's the moment I realized shit was about to get real, and I better prepare myself.

Hmmm, and I really wanted that F**kin' shirt. That e-mail address goes nowhere.

The last haunted house I went to was in Canada, while up at the Falls. I was a teenager and decided to go alone into "Castle Dracula" not really knowing what to expect. Well, I should have expected some Canadians all up in my face. The second half of the haunted house was completely dark, so I kept snapping

When you compare all the guests to Marilyn Manson, EVERYONE is great. But yeah liked seeing Conan, even though I don't watch his show anymore (does he still have one?), he's still pretty funny.

Best premiere episode of the series to date, I'd say.

We consider Christopher Columbus a hero here in the Americas, a dude who got lost, pillaged, chopped off natives hands whom he suspected of stealing, and then died penniless and alone. Give that man a holiday.

I'm not really sure who this movie was made for.

Thanks to Del Griffith in "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles", I was already quite aware of how Houdini dies. Thanks a lot, John Hughes.

This was a mini-series on the History Channel. You know, who has offered up other great original work like "Swamp People", "Counting Cars", and "Ancient Aliens". Hey in comparison to that crap, I thought it was pretty good.

I thought he was going to say some mean, hateful shit or something (with how this story was titled), and although I don't agree 100%, Rollins did make some very lucid and logical points.

The hand of god was just so anticlimactic. After sitting through the entire mini-series hoping for an epic ending, it was kind of like the hand of god punched me in the face. That jerk.

I think out of all the Stephen King adaptations that were made into mini-series, Salem's Lot had to have been the best. The Langoliers and The Tommyknockers were effing dreadful. Although I didn't hate the Shining, it was a new take on an old favorite.

"M-o-o-n, that spells Worst Ending Ever!"

Elliot is the low point of that show. When he's not whining about his ex wife that wants nothing to do with him, he's bragging about his drug habits, and wondering why his ex wife wants nothing to do with him.

I watched 30 Days of Night with an ex-girlfriend who was from Alaska, and she was not able to get into the movie. Every five minutes she would say to me "their teeth would not be that white!". So the whole vampire thing was believable, but them having such white teeth… now that's the stretch. I'll take her word for

This show is one of my favorite guilty pleasures on Netflix. Even though I'm pretty sure about every episode of the 8 seasons I have watched are essentially the same.

I have this on DVD, even though you have to roll your eyes at the end, the movie obtains that certain feel that makes suspenseful movies great, where you just know things are about to get fucked up. Strong opening, slightly less impressing ending, all in all not as bad as all of you are making it out to be. I mean…

My roommate locked into a 2 year deal with DirecTV before I moved in, and we've been splitting the bill for the past 9 months. I hate it.

Rented this movie almost twenty years ago when I was about 13, I remember being intrigued by Dennis Hopper holding the chainsaw on the cover. I didn't hate it, I didn't love it, it was just weird, especially Bill Moseley.