Whit that being said, the ZF 8HP is possibly the best unit ever made.

Crazy budget line items like $50k toilet seats are a cover for covert espionage expenses.

We are talking about truckers here, so the correct terminology please.

Obligatory Hank Hill Response.

My car secret? Well, he made me promise not to tell anyone, but Bill down at the Ford dealer has been giving me MSRP, no markup, on new trucks for the past 30 years. You can’t buy loyalty like that.

To remember what VINs I have, I typically go to into my geico account and look it up, which actually is faster than me struggling with my wallet to bring out the insurance card I’ve stuck in there.

Anytime someone complains of the horrors of safe, fast, not uncomfortable modern air travel this is all I can think of

This is the best. I’m a Kinsey 6 gay but the go-to guy amongst my friends when it comes to anything car related, and I happened to find a boyfriend who is obesessed with just about every brown-wagon-jalopniky thing out there. If anything, “FAG CAR” is quite the compliment...we have good taste.

I don’t know how to do gifs and emojis. But I’ll just type blank face and leave

*blank face*

Maybe. But I refer you to the article the other day about the 11-foot-8 bridge where some fuckwits were literally claiming that the multiple signs including an LED sign excplicitly telling you that you’re overheight (and traffic lights turning red) were a collectively inadequate effort to keep people from driving into…

he’s a car salesman, they’re all like it.

I’ve seen the first episode of the new season, about the stunning Escort RS Cosworth. Brilliant car but the new mechanic, Ant Anstead, is good but he’s no Ed China.

Ha Ha Ha Ha... He was good at his job though, he had the gift of the gab as we say but you’re right about Ed. He was always the star of the show in my opinion. Top bloke, genius mechanic and good in front of the cameras.

Same with my GTI. I have to watch a YouTube video every time I need to figure out how to put them in service position.

I stopped working on bimmers just before the f30 came out is it really that big of a deal?

UGH. So that’s what my issue is. I have a Kia Optima and it just uses J-hooks to keep the wipers on, meaning I’m constantly knocking them off when I’m scraping the windshield. I could never figure out how to get the wiper arm up because it seemed to be blocked by the hood. Just checked the manual and discovered I need…

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

i noe, rite?

My husband would be slightly jealous (he’s not a big convertible fan though), his first car was a ‘71 Cutlass (it was actually the car that brought him home from the hospital :P ). Right before he went to college, each family member had a moment alone with the car as midwestern winters had finally done it in…

First car I ever drove was a 72 supreme hardtop, in butternut yellow. Black vinyl top. Beautiful car. Love the olds better than anything. Still have it.