This one’s for the Volvo engineers.

Noice.

Wasn’t sure of your year to look that up. I know the newer MINIs are BMW powered. *shrugs* :-)

Is that a BMW engine?

And coolant. And don’t bust the fitting on the coolant hose that runs up to that bitch, or it’s another $57 BMW only hose for you. :-)

Example picture. Not my actual engine. That was a question I had, too. lol

Whoa, you have a dipstick? Lucky bastard. lol

Yeah, we’ll leave changing a water pump/thermostat out of this discussion......lol

It’s the price we pay for a 7000RPM redline. lol

That E30 gasket sounds like a bitch to change. Thankfully, the newer engines are a bit easier. This is the oil filter location on my E90. lol

That whole town said the fool should have used red, but it looked good to Charlene.......

Every major paper in the country running a story doesn’t make it more accurate when they all come from the same source. That proves that you’re an idiot. Thanks for playing, though!

It’s ok when girls do it. Everyone knows that. lol

Wow, that was the most stupid fucking thing I’ve read today. Thank you.

Does your wife read Jalopnik? Yes? My apologies. No? I’m putting up the Jumbotron footage in 15 minutes.........

Doesn’t line up with the color lines, which don’t line up with the car lines. Nothing matches up on this monstrosity. It’s like Straight Wrap for Gay Chap on this thing. Those mirrors are clearly in the yellow section. lol

Nah, that’s exactly why I’ve always been into motorsports. When I’m in my car, no one cares about who I am. They care about what my car is. And that’s how it should be.

There are people at NASCAR events who aren’t boozed up? Really?

Don’t say anything about the mirrors not lining up, either. They should be yellow, not orange. Mounting point is irrelevant to the color schema.