Hopefully you don’t have too many issues with that V12. Just remember to change your drive shaft carrier bearings every 50,000 miles. :-)

It’s sort of reliable. But if you’re selling it for $2,000, I’ll write you a check right now. lol

Stop the BMW on BMW hate man! We must unite and stand up for our little brother and all of his press attention! haha

Shhhhh. He probably drives an Audi. lol j/k

Tell Jalopnik to stop giving you hope! They’re like chicks on the internet who have hot pictures, and hot stats, and sounds like walking wet dreams, then turn out to be your mom.

Thank you, President Trump.

That has a better chance of happening than the bullshit Jalopnik keeps posting. At least it just looks like a little Raptor.

They’re the ones who keep posting it, trying to convince you it’s real. Ford isn’t even doing that anymore.

If you think that it’s going to look like that concept render you keep posting, I’ve sadly got some bad news for you. It won’t. lol

She drives a Mazda. Why wouldn’t you recommend Genesis to her? It’s definitely not a marque anyone has heard of.

I can say that my 1986 Dodge 600 was a sad and miserable box of shit. That would never stop running. I drove mine with a blown turbo for three years. lol

This is part of the Dakar Rally. Suck it up, boys. If they can do it, you can deal with a little bad weather. lol

Taller Snorkels. Time to turn those bitches into submarines. It’s Dakar. Not a grocery trip. :-)

Higher snorkels, and bigger winches. Make it happen, boys.

I thought the Dakar Rally was the most grueling, intense off-road race in the world that few people finish. It gets stages shut down due to “bad weather”?

Meh, it’s a $30 million plane carrying hundreds of people at 535mph. De-icing is overrated.

I think what people said was “We’d like another Chevy LUV convertible with some more power.” and what Chevy heard was “We want a bloated, ugly piece of shit that’s neither a car, truck, nor a convertible.”

FAA doesn’t really make the rules in Turkey, though.

Your boxy ass Ford Flex is longer, lower, and more aerodynamic than this concept. The Flex just looks boxy, but has some curves. So, my statement remains. :-)