You measly plebes have no clue what a good display driveway is. This is probably the smallest, least elegant driveway that the Bentley’s rubber has ever come to rest upon in suburbia.

I dunno how they’re super annoying unless you live with one. I don’t want to leave my couch when I’m stoned, let alone go out in public. lol

I’ll help you. Go over to their place, light up a bowl, take a few tokes, then go back home and order a pizza. I assure you you’ll stop giving a shit about being surrounded by anyone, let alone stoners.

Bro, don’t even get me started. I got in the car and DAMN. Here’s a picture:

Whew, I’m so glad they found it. I always misplace my Aventador in the weirdest places. I should probably smoke less weed.

Them being all over Facebook doesn’t equate to actual sales. All day, every day, people in here are like “yeah, they should definitely make that! I’d buy that!”, despite the fact that few of them would actually have the money to fork over for if they actually did it.

Don’t go accusing him of non-BMW driver behavior. Our cars do that automatically after an impact. haha

Whew, that fancy new switch gear is amazing. It has a slight touch of FIAT parts bin, circa 2014.

This has always been my favorite photo of my car. I don’t know why. She just looked REALLY good that day.

Not so much a “Front wallet”, but I haven’t carried a wallet since I got this:

Not so much a “Front wallet”, but I haven’t carried a wallet since I got this:

I told you not to tell anyone about that. I’m gonna get kicked out of the BMW CCA now. Thanks asshole.

This is why we buy BMWs. 50/50 weight distribution. Look at the rotation around the central axis! hahaha

Wait, he actually got an original DeLorean to do 89mph? Without the PRV V6 taking a huge shit everywhere?

$250,000......pfffft. Exaggeration. All of that damage will buff right out.

I’m totally not saying that there are Google Chrome Extensions for this exact purpose. You definitely should not add them to your Google Chrome to watch iPlayer content for free. That would be wrong, immoral, and unethical.

Finally got rid of it after the engine required $4,000 worth of work. And it was on it’s 4th transmission (in 40,000 miles of my ownership). And had constant “secondary air injection pump” issues.

So the M35A2 is an Olds-mobile?

Sooooooo, they want a law passed that puts something in heavy duty trucks and buses that a good portion of them already have? Makes sense.

I quoted a Simpsons episode! That should trigger spontaneity in any drug user! Unless they’re like 12.

That must have been a lame period in history if your name was anything but Vajazzle McDildertits.