I’m afraid that they would reappear fully functional (or as functional as a Caliber could be) like the Terminator if we tried that.

Thank god, no. But people still seem to come home with new ones. It’s as if they appear out of nowhere, or through a portal to a parallel universe where shitty cars continue to be sold.

Definitely. If America could create a 4 cyl. that doesn’t sound like four marbles rolling around in a tin can, it might have even been Japanese level. lol

I had one in Atlanta as a rental. It wasn’t bad. It was better than a Neon or a Sebring or any other Chrysler crap heap. Just saying, people keep buying things no matter what “Jalops” think of them.

Yeah, but people still buy them. And no need to be such a self-righteous dick.

But people continue to buy the Jeep Patriot, the Compass, and the Dodge Caliber, even though we’ve known forever they’re huge pieces of shit. haha

Well, she sat on a lot for about six weeks. Drove past her every day. Hated the color one trip, loved it the next trip. Finally stopped and talked to the salesman about it. He said he had been driving it every day, which was the only reason it was there so long. Wrote him a check to hold it. Waited until the severance…

I think that image shows how little space the 4.6L V8 actually takes up under the hood of that land yacht. Probably didn’t even get close to the block. lol

Yeah, ask Indiana Toll Road Concessions how private ownership worked out for them. Yup, bankrupt. Our section of 80/90 has been in so many different hands in the last ten years, it’s not even funny.

I often cuss at people in traffic for doing 70mph in my BMW. But generally not because they’re going too fast...........

Yeah, I’m guessing the number of Marauders out there with 600hp and over 500 lb/ft. of torque is somewhere between few and none. They just weren’t big aftermarket modified vehicles. And this wasn’t a deck lid lip. This guy was talking about a full on wing. Which would be retarded on any Marauder.

Which likely means that my ‘07 328xi will also have a recall, even though it hasn’t showed up in the database yet.

Yup.

The Chrysler Town and Country was a luxury minivan when it came out. Captain’s chairs, leather, TVs, all sorts of useless luxury shit. People bought them, but at the end of the day, they were just a Grand Caravan with leather.

Oh, I have so many other reasons to put him in a home. But I think that one will definitely be a nail in the coffin.

I just remember the 1986 Chevette with the 3-speed auto my dad tried to get me to drive in high school could achieve 72mph, with the pedal to the floor, going downhill, with a stiff wind to the rear. And with no power brakes, took about 4 miles to stop from that speed. I refused. lol

It’s ok. They have tow trucks in Vermont. I’m sure you’re quite used to those things by now.

You’ve unlocked this achievement in Hooniganism.

Agreed. I’m 33, and this is definitely my #1 poster car, and subject of most of my automotive wet dreams. lol