I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Bill is really trying to 'George Constanza' his way out of Bristol. First he wore Babe Ruth's uniform, today he's driving a World Series trophy around the parking lot.

If I'm Ron Flattery, I'm not going to intentionally risk injury by doing that. It was a weird play. He's probably not used to being in that kind of position for a pickoff.

#lolocaust

When a coupla execs who were up to no good

"I am shocked."

Goodell: when he told us he prayed, we didn't realize it would look like that. He misled us as to the nature of his praying. If it were Christian-like praying—2 games. But this?! Indefinite suspension.

I haven't seen this many people in line for Rice since the Great Leap Forward.

And there's a possibility rape victims are lying. Either way, it's shitty fucking reporting to mention possibilities. The only facts we know now are that he is dead because she ran him over with his truck. Stick to those. You're victim blaming. Get over it.

So she ran him over drunk with his own truck and now its his fault? And this coming from the blog that decries victim blaming.

The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

He smoked a J;
Then took a P;
And somehow A
Had more than B.

Another reason might be because they aren't permitted to enjoy the fairly-basic human right of sexual freedom.

You assume everything is equal. In America we educate everyone. Think about that for a second. Every single child has a right to education.

What? You mean a nation's citizens don't actually WANT to pay for an already rich corporate sports conglomerate's desires for new stadiums, facilities, and equipment from their tax dollars? Jeeze, I hope nobody tells the NFL, NBA, or MLB. They'll be heartbroken

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Am I the only person who thinks it would be helpful to stop defining racial boundaries in terms of clothing and dance moves and fingernails? Saying "these clothes are for black people," "these dance moves are for black people," "this manicure is for black people" is far more cringe-inducing than a pop star with bad…