Because they're white men of a certain age with mainstream American male interests who hail from the northeast. If you were making a Springsteen fan in a laboratory, that's the formula.

What in the holy hell are you talking about, dude.

Jesus Christ! Not knowing or remembering The Color Purple does not make one "culturally unaware." I am betting you don't know who Satan João is.

The people on this site, I swear to God, are the biggest bunch of self-congratulatory twits.

How about "people use 10% of their brains". Not true, and sick of hearing it in movies.

So no Capsicle, then?

With the various Samwell/Samwise overlaps, I saw the mammoths and just thought "Look, Mr. Frodo. They have Oliphaults!"

You're thinking of the V2 rocketpop.

You MUST have seen that commercial that goes "GIGAAAAANTIC GIGAAAANTIC GIGAAAANTIC" over and over.

He and Jamie Moyer played AA ball together.

Fast 40 Times At Ridgemont High

I love the fact that Hudnut told Mayflower to "stand by" and had to "give the word" before the eminent domain law was signed into law and invoked, yet he still has the nerve to say, "Indianapolis didn't steal the Colts, Baltimore lost the Colts."

Is everyone else reading the captions in between the action in "old -timey" radio guys voice like me?

New LoLeans

Samuel LMF Jackson recognises that the other commenters have made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, he's elected to ignore it.

Wine and weed. Only because Jameson isn't on the list.

significant chance of harboring life.