That’s us, all right.

I wasn’t aware that “Leave out on counter” was considered a lot of effort. 

Front loading washer.

When the Chicagoans arrive, just remember - you chose that top pic; you brought it on yourself!

Oh trust me, we thought about it for the headline.

ahem.

I still get feelings of betrayal going to my parents house  years after moving out: real milk in the fridge, the light was left on in the basement and nobody was screaming and the water saving showerhead that felt like needles replaced with a huge rain shower model.

One that gets more credit than it should, in my opinion, is Spotted Cow from New Glarus.  That's only available in Wisconsin.  In Minnesota, I prefer Rise to the Top and Castle Danger Cream Ale, but bot of those are maybe more malt forward than the description implies.

Generalizing that title- “Trump Shits on X for doing Y after doing Z that forced X to do Y” is a perfect summary of how he operates.

Pretty much all maps showing location-based trends end up just looking like population density maps.

Ahhh, the rarely seen Ruprecht Gambit, gutsy move.

I say just go at the table. That way, you don’t leave your stuff unattended, and your territory is marked for the next time.

I LOVE this fusion of alcohol and history. Not sure if it was the same team, but the Field Museum also collaborated with Chicago’s Off Color Brewing to create Wari Chicha - a beer based on the chemical analysis of a thousand year old brewery discovered in Peru. Bonus points for being FREAKING DELICIOUS. More of this…

I’ve never seen this procedure in my repair manual.

This kind, btw:

Huh. Now that you mention it, I guess that’s what all recipes are.

If you want to definitively test yourself, buy a hopped cider. If you really are allergic to hops, then you will react to it. If not, then you can know you can avoid beer all together because it is something else.

I really hope Momtazi and Wagner both have kids involved in some Romeo-and-Juliet style shenanigans. Perhaps without all the Act III violence and death.