Pokemon design will never again reach the peaks of Alolan Dugtrio.

Actually, let’s do it. Send me an e-mail stephentotilo at kotaku dot com. We’ll see how boring you are.

Nah. If he’s involved in something interesting, we’re posting. Here we’ve got a playful way to look at the general pointlessness of pre-ordering video games. It only works because of the scale of his success.

Clicking play on that video is going to play havoc with my youtube “recommendations” for a while.....

2D japanese ladies with boobs? CALL KOTAKU

Also the “Follow”.. uhmm sorry, not now.

well ...

Can you hear it? That’s the sound of thousands of Youtubers pretending to be scared while they record their Let’s Plays. A true sign that Halloween season is in full swing.

I’m surprised Kotaku followers, not a single drawing meme ? :D

My four year old son loves FNaF, and i know for a fact thousands more kids like him love it too. If the new game is too scary for the creator, then let him rework it. Kids are never allowed to have anything scary, usually for good reason, so its nice to have a fun scary game they can enjoy too. Just let the kids have…

to this day not sure wich is worse Nina Or Houges daughter at the funneral

Turned out he didn’t have a stick up his ass, he Needed a stick up his ass.

On the bright side, he finished strong in the unicycle race later that day.

Wait so what happened to Mist Walker? Did they close shop or did he leave?

Thanks! You keep reading, I’ll keep delaying.

Jason, I just wanted to stay I appreciate the investigative effort you put in your work. Keep doing what you’re doing (that is to say, delaying games out of spite).

Yeah, usually there’s a lag of 2-3 minutes from when we hit publish to when an article will appear on the front page, unfortunately. The best way to see our articles instantly is to follow Kotaku and all its writers on Twitter!

It’s a double-edged sword.

It’s hard to take any user reviews even remotely seriously when the majority of them are either this:

Not Recommended
351 hours on record
“****ing worst game ever, don’t waste you’re time on ths garbage.”

or this:

Recommended
0.48 hours on record
“This is teh best game ever. Way better than bulls**t…

If only this article stated that!