Agamemnon?

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I liked Your Highness. I am not ashamed to say it.

Beautiful Spatula City references, B.G. Henne.

Come on, Rob. Give the public what it really wants: The Animal 2!

Heavy-handed AND slow-moving? More Leftovers, please!

AVE SATANAS.

Maroon 5 already covered that territory with "I'm Never Gonna Eat This Bread."

Do you feel good about yourself, Mr. Pants? Attacking "Weird Al" Yankovic on a comment thread?

I don't know many 7-year-olds who sing about monetizing assets and effectively enhancing corporate synergy.

I hope I'm not the only one hoping tomorrow's is "Jackson Park Express."

Having been a hardcore "Weird Al" Yankovic fan since the age of 12, this has been a dream week for me. Of course, I have been consuming Mandatory Fun and its "8 Days, 8 Videos" extravaganza. I think this is one of the most solid AL-bums to date, and I really appreciate how Al has really amped up his lyrical…

What would have been better is a side-by-side comparison with the actual movie posters. Our memories aren't that precise, A.V. Club, and you must know we're all too lazy to Google anything.

No Jim Carrey sequel can surpass the cinematic glory that is Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.

What a bunch of whiny morons. They're screaming children. Screaming children are not that smart but want to be included in everything, even though their ideas are ill-formed, narrow-minded, and irrelevant. The worst part is that we GIVE them this attention.

Yes, I'm sure your Internet presence is worth monitoring.

To all the people saying GET BACK TO WORK, OBUMA: Why don't you stop watching Internet videos all day and YOU get back to work? And be glad that we live in a country where this video can exist.