I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

I like to split the difference and utilize grey-market gypsy cabs.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

The jokes on you young’uns. In a few years the only people driving cars that can be steered with a steering wheel, will be the olds. That’s me! You molly coddled youngs, living with your folks as you do, are too lazy to learn how to drive. I read an article about it just the other day! You’ll be stuck in your standing…

It’s okay. There’s still pornography!

Kolaches! Kolaches or else. Made with love, happiness, and well, very self-contained.

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

I had to look at it again to realize why I, personally, hate it so much even after all these years of thinking nothing more of it than a duct-tape chassis glued together with the leftovers of Chrysler’s assembly lines.

Some people aren’t so nice.

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

Badges, no Badges...eh. The badgeless cars I think look....strange? maybe it’s i’m so used to seeing them.

But there is one thing I hate. I hate ‘blacked out’ badges. They always let me know that the driver is trying to be ‘hardcore’ and probably drinks Monster while wearing a flatbilled Monster hat backwards. And…

I ran to the siren call of making fun of European Interpretive dance like

Must have been a Cars and Coffee near the ramp.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

I deserve that.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Two things:

As a Dallas resident, our local news was laughing about this happening in Stephenville just the other day. The part that made them laugh was that drivers were jumping out of their trucks with lassos ready. Now it happens in Arlington and no-one has a lasso.