god damn hahaha

Yeah, but the NFL won’t let him put his credentials on the back of his jersey. I guess he could add a roman numeral behind his name with the number of accusations. “Roethlisberger IV”

...does that work? Asking for a friend.

I didn’t lose anything. I don’t play or root for the Saints, nor the “7.” I root for the 38. Get lost.

Please tell me you used the term “Ponder” on purpose....

the brewers blew a 4 game lead in the NL central to the cubs right after the all star break and are now sitting in 3rd, you have NO ROOM TO TALK GOOD SIR!

Drew knows this, which is why he always writes “GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO” like he’s trying to make a bowl of it appear at his desk.

I think it’s funny (DIGGS!) that you pushed this joke so far (SIDELINE!) that it genuinely upset Saints fan (TOUCHDOWN!). They want to fight you (UNBELIEVABLE!).

Don’t you mean SUPER BOWL MVP NICK FOLES.

No, he fumbled because his arms were sore from beating his kids.

In your house is it referred to as 6:22 or 38 to 7?

Ok, fair enough. I’ve had to live down 4th & 26, Favre game-ending INT #1 (I was at that game) and 2014 vs. Seattle and those still sting.

No need, I can add on! Sex boat, Whizzinator, “kickass” offense, whipping a kid’s scrotum with a tree branch, straight cash homey, a Wario-esque owner who defrauded his partners and had to pay an $84.5 million judgment, the list continues. I fully expect Drew to be even more savage to the Vikings than any other team.

Um, 38-7. And, “This is not Detroit, man! This is the Super Bowl!” And missed 39-yd FG after not missing one in 2 seasons. And 41-0. Need I continue?

I never thought I’d see a banner sadder than the Patriots 16-0 season and then the Colts were like, “Hold my pile of pills!”

I don’t completely blame Drew given how much the Vikings have sucked for his entire adult life, but this WYTS is basically the Deadspin equivelent of:

Yeah, he overdid it a bit.  All I can ask for (38-7) is that he keeps the same enthusiasm (38-7) for when his Vikings (38-7) come up shortly (38-7).

God, I hate the Saints but Drew finally found a way to make one of these WYTS that is genuinely unenjoyable. I guess the upshot is he now gets to look forward to Cousins throwing the ball three yards passed Diggs in heavy traffic before yelling at him.

Mock the Saints all you want, but gumbo is fucking delicious and there’s no getting around it.

I mean, the guy burned Atlanta and left Savannah intact. Guy knew his cities.