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They also happen to look like cracker boxes on wheels, so you have that issue as well.

Don't knock it till you try it. I had a '98 TJ w/the 4.0, the soft top was so tight that it would literally bulge when you cranked the heat or A/C. The weight distribution and relatively short wheel base made the on road handing excellent and very predictable. That Wrangler was unstoppable in inclement weather and the

We could shred the constitution, ban everything that's potentially dangerous, surrender our freedoms and live in a bubble wrapped nanny state. Or, we could trust people to take things in moderation and be responsible while accepting a nominal amount of risk. How's that war on drugs working out for us?

Some of the unfavorable outcomes I would forsee for punishing people with common sense who drink in moderation:

I hope the latter part of your notion is true, throw a randomly placed rifle in one of the pics to deter even more casual time wasting shoppers.

Nothing wrong with a Toyota engine swap, except why waste your effort with this anemic, cheaply engineered boat anchor when there are at least 5 or so other superior yota engines to choose from?

Nissan Pulsar

Or donks

"Oh, and if I want 3.73's or 4.10's I have to go 4wd? Is this correct?"

The F150 may be a porker, but with that engine and 4:10 gears, it still has a good power/weight ratio. There isn't much out there now that's comparable to the lil scrappy Dakota R/T, or the sleeper Dakota w/the 4.7, or the SRT 10, or the Lightning for that matter.

(Disclaimer: my daily driver is a TDI) Everything you said there is fairly accurate, except for the 12MPG part. Even in a Supercab Raptor (which is the worst MPG vehicle I've ever owned, also ranks amongst the EPA worst) I can average 15 MPG. The absolute lowest I've managed was 10MPG, towing a trailer with two quads

Pretty sure that "screaming lady" was one of the female backup singers from Pink Floyd.

Sundance & Domingo... AKA "The Original ATVs"

You're right, he's "totally fucking biased" for arranging words differently than you would like them to be. Whether you happen to be a shitbag hood rat or not, would you say that you wouldn't consider being mowed over by an SUV to be terrifying?

Yeah, we have meth busts every once and a while out in the country. So the crimes we typically see are tweakers doing petty theft to support their addictions. But we also have these assholes from the inner city coming out to steal our stuff, apparently stealing dirt bikes and quads so they can ride them on the