@Beavertank (the design... it burrrrns us): Well there goes the unspoken subtext!

@Brian Jagielski: I'm gonna go tell my CEO his website looks like asterisks right now! And when I arrive at the Apple store, I'm just gonna ask if I can keep the $5k!

@Deckard: Well, if it's not revolutionary you can bet it's gonna be magical!

@strays2k: Of course the iPad 2 can boot Windows 7. Just like a Mac, you need Windows to do anything useful!

I know it's the Star Wars Kid video, but why would you recreate the SWK video with a Kinect? Kinect wouldn't enhance anything about the video...

@pchagoya: What is there to recreate exactly?

@shalegac: haha. So sad that even your xbl avatar is feelin it...

No, that would be Makezine or Instructables. Lifehacker is about anything that might enhance your life— whether that's improving an experience, streamlining a process, or learning a new skill.

The iTunes software itself is a dog. Apple bullied studios rather than working with them. From a value perspective to the customer, you can't do much worse than iTunes (quality of recording to price— especially when you factor in the DRM-free tax).

You're crediting some portion of Android's popularity to the fact that they named their updates after food? That makes sense to you?

Actually, I couldn't. As the timestamp notes, I tried to post them at 9AM. They didn't show up on the site until hours later. I think Gawker comments only give you 5 or 10 minutes to edit a post. That opportunity had expired by the time I could see them :\

I think those are bamboo (or similar) blinds. They're supposed to look like that :)

I LOVE the new comment system!!! I can't tell you how long I've been waiting for them to implement 7 HOUR DELAY!!!

And now your local news at eleven. Jim?

heh. I meant, I prefer the before shot. I can see how I didn't convey that at all.

heh. I meant, I prefer the before shot. I can see how I didn't convey that at all. :P

heh. I meant, I prefer the before shot. I can see how I didn't convey that at all. :P

Have you seen AdBlock for Chrome? Maybe I'm unaware of a key feature that Firefox's Adblock Plus offers you, but I'm thoroughly impressed by AdBlock for Chrome. The default config blocks ads and removes their container from the pageflow. There's even a cool feature that lets you right click an element (some sites…

Before shot, please!

Let me use my strong hand!