Daniel Craig + Hugh Jackman + Russell Crowe = RoboLincoln?

@davidjmagallanes: And despite the elaborate setup, we all know how it ends. Teddy slays you and goes on to defeat gravity, righting the Titanic whilst wearing your decapitated head on his hand.

@VG: Insert obligatory "you still run XP" comment here.

I'd like to point out that you just spent hundreds of dollars on a phone. Buy a frickin dock!

@ericesque: I rescind my previous statement on the grounds that procreation is arguably instictual.

Idiots are a natural product of the universe. Was it really necessary to go and program one?

@Snafu77: Seems he's right. Users didn't need flash. They just needed someone to make flash content available by transocoding it for them. Since flash isn't on the device, you avoid the associated security concerns. Since the transcoding is offloaded from the device you also don't have the battery and system resource…

@Lanbeast: Keep it down, guys. If Jobs hears that people are looking to Microsoft for design inspiration, we're in for one hell of a tantrum.

@bayXSonic: Don't forget Wine. They hit v1 on their 13th anniversary.

@stollcri: I did say "might"... though I'll note that "simply working for" and "being President and COO of" imply two very differerent things.

@patranus: Well Google IS suing us...

@What We Talk About When We Talk About Squalor: Thank you.

Rick Snyder (R) is on the ballot for governor in Michigan. Former President and COO of Gateway, just might provide a bit of geek street cred.

Obama (D) was a geek-friendly politician. We all know how that turned out...

Bleech?

@Tobin Lam: What?!? You don't drink PineSol straight?

@Akio Morita: Wonder of wonders, Comcast comes through for once.

@tomservo77: Two consecutive funnies earns a heart! Well done.

@tomservo77: I'm mostly impressed that you named a punch after a violin bow.

@Undead Ponies: Do they explode, or are you afraid of being hit by a derailed engine?